Javier Peshlakai is a demolitionist in a "Wild West" diorama. Unfortunately, he was painted with radioactive uranium oxide, so for the next 10,000 years or so you better not hug him. He's a loner due to his radioactive nature, but he's a great friend. Maybe don't piss him off too much, though, going critical is a hazard for everyone involved.

Originally written for a Night at the Museum fanfiction in 2022, Javier has expanded his role from simple named background character to a whole guy with shit going on. He contains multitudes.

His name is shamelessly ripped from Javier Escuella of Red Dead Redemption; his surname means "silver hand".

Appearance

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Javier's a pretty average guy, until his radiation flares up. Then he's all purpura and tumors.

Headwear	A cowboy hat
Tops	A dusty yellow long-sleeve dress shirt
Bottoms	Blue worker's jeans
Shoes	Black cowboy boots with work bottoms and white embroidery
Robes	Various hand-woven ponchos (Klagetoh pattern, solid black)

Narratives

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Diorama

In this setting, Javier is a demolitionist in a Wild West diorama. He is a translator for the new Mexican Revolution diorama, and meets Petra Charria, the general of a battalion of women. Their romance blossoms from there.

This is in collaboration with bmoshh, who made Petra.

Narrative Scenes

First Meeting: Javier meets Petra and gunpoint on their first night, and defuses the situation by flirting.

First Date: Javier and Petra meet for their first date by a Saguaro. Petra's soldaderas keep watch.

The Nightmare: Javier has a bad dream about Petra dying, which makes him work up the nerve to propose.

Family Life: Javier is a stepfather to Petra's kids - Armando, Marisol, Mateo, and Renata.

Modern Living

In a modern setting, Javier lives with his lover Pedro in a city somewhere in the United States. He is dealing with radiation therapy for cancer.

Stories

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my heart will stop in joy

• Javier is a central character to this story.

i'm afraid i'll go to heaven

• Appears in: Part 4, Side Stories (should loving you be called a fault?, Through the Uranium Glass)
  
  Art made for this fic

  

Evening at the Archive

• Appears in: inverse of lilliput, changes, made by choice

Nuestros Caminos Entrelazados

• Javier's relationship with Petra is explored from the beginning in this story by my friend Bmo.

Gallery

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NSFW Gallery

Outside Works

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